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isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=1408</guid> <description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve probably seen this a hundred times, but it&#8217;s always funny.<p
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isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=1402</guid> <description><![CDATA[A great discussion on video games and their role in preparing our kids for the Apocalypse. Â <p
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isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=1064</guid> <description><![CDATA[need I say more?<p
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isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=990</guid> <description><![CDATA[Â  This is the note the teacherÂ receivedÂ the next day, Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.Â Â  I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.Â  I told her we sold out [...]<p
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isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=875</guid> <description><![CDATA[Fresh out of Seattle, the newest band to hit theÂ airwaves. Henrietta and Merna. Â  Thanks to Brad<p
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isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=863</guid> <description><![CDATA[Even Santa can&#8217;t escape the global financial crisis.<p
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isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=576</guid> <description><![CDATA[If you like the old Budwieser Wasssup videos, here is a new updated version.<p
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