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><channel><title>Irrelevant Ramblings &#187; stories</title> <atom:link href="http://irrelevantramblings.com/category/stories/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://irrelevantramblings.com</link> <description>from the mind of a misfit toy</description> <lastBuildDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 03:28:37 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1</generator> <item><title>Collateral Murder &#8211; A New Military Term</title><link>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2010/05/02/collateral-murder-a-new-military-term/</link> <comments>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2010/05/02/collateral-murder-a-new-military-term/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 00:22:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>themisfit</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[USA]]></category> <category><![CDATA[life]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stories]]></category> <category><![CDATA[war on terror]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=1969</guid> <description><![CDATA[WikiLeaks has released a classified US military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad &#8212; including two Reuters news staff. Reuters has been trying to obtain the video through the Freedom of Information Act, without success since the time of the attack. The video, shot [...]<p><a
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isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=1726</guid> <description><![CDATA[Sounds weird, I know, but it's true. The reason for this post is because twice in the last 5 months I have caught men taking pictures of my girls with their digital camera's.<p><a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/11/21/beware-creepers-with-cameras/">Beware: Creepers with Cameras</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com">Irrelevant Ramblings</a></p> ]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/11/21/beware-creepers-with-cameras/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Man sues Apple, FBI over mafia-â€˜buggedâ€™ iPod conspiracy</title><link>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/07/19/man-sues-apple-fbi-over-mafia-%e2%80%98bugged%e2%80%99-ipod-conspiracy/</link> <comments>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/07/19/man-sues-apple-fbi-over-mafia-%e2%80%98bugged%e2%80%99-ipod-conspiracy/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:58:05 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>themisfit</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[USA]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[just because]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stories]]></category> <category><![CDATA[technology]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category> <category><![CDATA[conspiracy]]></category> <category><![CDATA[iPod]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Mafia]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=1528</guid> <description><![CDATA[Apple has been sued by a Beverly Hills, CA man, who accuses the company of conspiring with the mafia to track him and his activities in secret. According to the complaint, Gregory McKenna believes his bedroom, living room, upstairs bathroom, and Toyota Camry, along with an iPod shuffle he purchased from eBay and an iPod [...]<p><a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/07/19/man-sues-apple-fbi-over-mafia-%e2%80%98bugged%e2%80%99-ipod-conspiracy/">Man sues Apple, FBI over mafia-â€˜buggedâ€™ iPod conspiracy</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com">Irrelevant Ramblings</a></p> ]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/07/19/man-sues-apple-fbi-over-mafia-%e2%80%98bugged%e2%80%99-ipod-conspiracy/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Little Known Bible Stories: No Locks and the Two Bears</title><link>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/05/27/little-known-bible-stories-no-locks-and-the-two-bears/</link> <comments>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/05/27/little-known-bible-stories-no-locks-and-the-two-bears/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 23:20:34 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>themisfit</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[bible]]></category> <category><![CDATA[life]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stories]]></category> <category><![CDATA[thoughts]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Bald]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bears]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Elisha]]></category> <category><![CDATA[youth]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=1461</guid> <description><![CDATA[There are a number of stories in the BIble. Some are very well known stories like, The Creation Story, Noah&#8217;s Ark, Baby Moses and many more. On the other hand there are many Bible stories that have not been heard, or not told much. Over the next while I will post some of these stories [...]<p><a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/05/27/little-known-bible-stories-no-locks-and-the-two-bears/">Little Known Bible Stories: No Locks and the Two Bears</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com">Irrelevant Ramblings</a></p> ]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/05/27/little-known-bible-stories-no-locks-and-the-two-bears/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>P.S.A &#8211; Close The Window</title><link>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/05/08/psa-close-the-window/</link> <comments>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/05/08/psa-close-the-window/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 04:19:18 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>themisfit</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[just because]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stories]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=1446</guid> <description><![CDATA[Public Service Announcement If you and your significant other feel in the mood to get frisky, busy, or to get your freak on during the day, please close your windows. The Story The other day I was walking Journee to school. The sky was over cast and there was a breeze blowing. Â We began our [...]<p><a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/05/08/psa-close-the-window/">P.S.A &#8211; Close The Window</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com">Irrelevant Ramblings</a></p> ]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/05/08/psa-close-the-window/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>2008: The Numbers</title><link>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/01/01/2008-the-numbers/</link> <comments>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/01/01/2008-the-numbers/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:57:56 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>themisfit</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[household]]></category> <category><![CDATA[just because]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stories]]></category> <category><![CDATA[thoughts]]></category> <category><![CDATA[2008]]></category> <category><![CDATA[family]]></category> <category><![CDATA[just becuase]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=894</guid> <description><![CDATA[So we&#8217;re into 2009, where did 2008 go? What a year it was! Â It started out good, got rough in the middle and somewhat corrected itself near the end. In my family we had: 1 pregnant wife 1 baby boy 1 ambulance ride 1 titanium rod 2 titanium screws 3 surgeries 3 broken bones (my [...]<p><a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/01/01/2008-the-numbers/">2008: The Numbers</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com">Irrelevant Ramblings</a></p> ]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2009/01/01/2008-the-numbers/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Living in Hell</title><link>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/23/living-in-hell/</link> <comments>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/23/living-in-hell/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 23:50:43 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>themisfit</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category> <category><![CDATA[just because]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stories]]></category> <category><![CDATA[thoughts]]></category> <category><![CDATA[interesting]]></category> <category><![CDATA[outreach]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=816</guid> <description><![CDATA[In my short life I have had the opportunity to travel to a number of different countries. And in each of the countries I have been able to see how and where people live. I have seen the homes of the rich and famous and have seen the homes of the poorest of poor. When [...]<p><a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/23/living-in-hell/">Living in Hell</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com">Irrelevant Ramblings</a></p> ]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/23/living-in-hell/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Remembering Our Troops</title><link>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/12/remembering-our-troops/</link> <comments>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/12/remembering-our-troops/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:04:55 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>themisfit</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[afghanistan]]></category> <category><![CDATA[life]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stories]]></category> <category><![CDATA[war on terror]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Canadian Forces]]></category> <category><![CDATA[rememberance day]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=766</guid> <description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a video remembering the troops. Â There are a couple of pics of my father in law in this clip, he is the bald guy in the transport. (Thanks Amy &#38; Paul for making this clip.) Names of the fallen Canadians (Afghanistan) can be found here and on the National Defense Site. Remembering Our Troops [...]<p><a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/12/remembering-our-troops/">Remembering Our Troops</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com">Irrelevant Ramblings</a></p> ]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/12/remembering-our-troops/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>This is Now</title><link>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/10/this-is-now/</link> <comments>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/10/this-is-now/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:33:09 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>themisfit</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[just because]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stories]]></category> <category><![CDATA[thoughts]]></category> <category><![CDATA[interesting]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=731</guid> <description><![CDATA[This is an interesting widget that show what&#8217;s going on in the world now. Â See the full sized widget at now.sprint.com. IN the bottom right corner you can click shuffle to see more stats. Â It&#8217;s pretty cool. This is Now is a post from: Irrelevant Ramblings Subscribe to the comments for this post? Share this [...]<p><a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/10/this-is-now/">This is Now</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com">Irrelevant Ramblings</a></p> ]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/10/this-is-now/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Project Backpack- Thank You Letters</title><link>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/09/project-backpack/</link> <comments>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/09/project-backpack/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:00:37 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>themisfit</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[gifts]]></category> <category><![CDATA[just because]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stories]]></category> <category><![CDATA[outreach]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=664</guid> <description><![CDATA[I used to be the outreach director at The Warehouse. Â The Warehouse is a community center in the heart of East Vancouver and was dedicated to helping people in the community in whatever way we could. Â That could involve any matter of things such as tutoring, ESL, helping people move, and other means of support. [...]<p><a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/11/09/project-backpack/">Project Backpack- Thank You Letters</a> is a post from: <a
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isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=22</guid> <description><![CDATA[So due to the pain of my accident, I was given large amounts of morphine. To be honest at the scene of the accident I received a lot of morphine and it really didn&#8217;t help all that much, it did take some of the pain, but not as much as I though it would. Anyway, [...]<p><a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/05/29/morphine-hallucinations/">Morphine Hallucinations</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com">Irrelevant Ramblings</a></p> ]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/05/29/morphine-hallucinations/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>My Forklift Accident</title><link>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/05/23/my-forklift-accident/</link> <comments>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/05/23/my-forklift-accident/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 01:25:32 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>themisfit</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[just because]]></category> <category><![CDATA[life]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stories]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=20</guid> <description><![CDATA[So you&#8217;ve heard about my accident by now, but what you might not know are the details. So here they are. On Apr. 24th I was unloading a flatbed truck with a forklift. As lifted the pallet off the truck and backed away, the back wheel of the forklift sunk into some soft dirt. The [...]<p><a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/05/23/my-forklift-accident/">My Forklift Accident</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com">Irrelevant Ramblings</a></p> ]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/05/23/my-forklift-accident/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Letter Delivery!</title><link>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/03/08/letter-delivery/</link> <comments>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/03/08/letter-delivery/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:27:17 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>themisfit</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[just because]]></category> <category><![CDATA[life]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stories]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=12</guid> <description><![CDATA[Have you ever been asked to &#8220;deliver a letter?&#8221; Neither had I until yesterday. I was asked by someone yesterday if I would be interested in delivering a letter for a guy. They told me that they would be willing to pay as much as $300 for my services. The catch was, that with this [...]<p><a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/03/08/letter-delivery/">Letter Delivery!</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://irrelevantramblings.com">Irrelevant Ramblings</a></p> ]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2008/03/08/letter-delivery/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>My Run In with a TASER!</title><link>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2007/11/24/my-run-in-with-a-tazer/</link> <comments>http://irrelevantramblings.com/2007/11/24/my-run-in-with-a-tazer/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 14:06:46 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>themisfit</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[just because]]></category> <category><![CDATA[life]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stories]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://irrelevantramblings.com/?p=5</guid> <description><![CDATA[Everyday as I go to work, I pass a local Tim Hortons. Â Now, I know that this is a stereotype, but every day there are cops there having their morning Â fill of the circular fluffiness, that are donuts. Â And this morning was no exception. This particular morning I had to stop for gas at the [...]<p><a
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