A great discussion on video games and their role in preparing our kids for the Apocalypse.
 

 

This is the note the teacher received the next day,
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we [...]